As with all things culinary, E (Himself) had a Plan. And it was Good!
The beginning involved preparation of Le Fire. (3/4 of a bag of charcoal seemed a bit gregarious, but...)
The Second Step was the preparation of (utilising handy garden table located in bargain section of IKEA -- see, I don't only think of myself when indulging in Swedish-style-organisational-mania):
- mushrooms
- onions
- garlic
- ginger
- bell pepper
- tomatoes
- sliced potatoes
- zucchini/courgettes
- garden herbs (mint, dill, basil, parsley)
- spices
Thirdly, the monitoring.
*******
Herself assisted by talking telephonically to entire matriarchal section of family in preparation of non-surprise-pour-Le-Oma on Tuesday (this apparent laziness was mostly due to Chef's dubious judgement regarding her knife-handling abilities, despite 33 years of successful chopping, deboning, and formative part of childhood as a sous-Butcher and Deer Meat Processor). His Lordship assisted by mewing pitifully around feet of chef at various moments of crucial cooking activity in attempt to trip person, causing trip to A&E (American translation: 'emergency room' or 'ER' -- smirk. When I first moved here I kept wondering what Arts&Entertainment television had to do with unfortunate incidents and why people always said they had to 'go' to A&E... were the high quality films, or perhaps Actors Studio, going to help the pain in some way?), thereby leaving lamb sustenance for himself.
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