Sunday, 26 July 2009

Yes, ma'am. You and your hydrangea may go through...

This is a nice phrase, because it means that I can make my bus which is on the other side of the closed street... And if you got a good bargain (say, £4) on your hydrangea, the police/guard-ish type person will approve and tell you so.

This is fab. And probably only happens in Norfolk. I like Norfolk and find more reasons to like it here all the time :)

Certain aspects of 'professional business' culture have little part in this positive feeling, but paying my bills does, I suppose.

This Hydrangea Walk followed closely upon quite an eventful day (and prepared for yet another).

Firstly, yesterday (after a swivet relating to the forgetfulness of herself and the lack of organisation in La Casa), Sally collected me from the top of Elm Hill and we headed off to the Worstead Festival.

Worstead is northeast of Norwich and its festival is the largest village festival in Norfolk. In the Middle Ages, worsted fabric was woven here, preceding the wealth of Norwich weaving culture.

Sadly, unlike last year, Norfolk Yarns did not have a booth. This was actually fortuitous, though, since as a result, no extraneous wool was purchased and added to stash. (This is a feat of glorious achievement). I did, however, get some Crafty McCrafty ideas -- ideas are free and take very little storage.

And the sheep were bald by the time we saw them, so I didn't beg to bring one home (although I think my plan for putting one on a leash/lead and bringing it to The Common to graze sounds like a marvelous plan).

In the second field, were the heavy working horses, old cars (such as the Model T Roadster, to L) and tractors and machinery displays (and the hog roast -- yummy expectations were sadly disappointed).

The machine display looked to be about the most boring thing imaginable, but it was actually really interesting -- although if you had to sit there all day in the constantly humming and popping racket, you might have gone deaf. Each contestant had their machine(s) up and running and doing whatever they were supposed to do, and a little provenance tidbit was on some of the signs, too; the men (mostly), and their dogs, sat in lawn chairs behind their treasures and/or fiddled about with parts and oil and things. It was like a geek section for manly men :) Some of the tractors (even as modern as the 60s and 70s) had hand crank starters!

Another section of the field was for ploughing trials (I never figured out if there was a competition, or if they were just demonstrations). Commentating was a well-dressed and well-fed gentleman sat under a small white tent with a cane and a straw hat, looking every bit the part of a county fair cast member from Babe or Charlotte's Web.

Next to the ploughing section, was the horse judging arena. It was all quite fancy proceedings and the horses were noble and ginormous. The judge's assistant was another character actor, I swear, in a navy suit with lambchop sideburns and a bowler hat! The judging was very involved, and ribbons were won, but Sally and I had no idea who actually won. This horse was my favourite, but he only got a pink ribbon...

The chicken ark was quite tempting, but I refrained (£160 for ark and 2 hens; child not included). Sally was probably pleased with my lack of animal/foul purchases since her car might have absorbed some sort of unfortunate odour... so I brought five plants home instead. I notice an unfortunate, and increasingly frequent, tendency to aquire greater quantity of things than I can carry...

After a state of rosy-cheeked browsing was reached (from the brilliantly glorious day that it was -- see sky above for evidence), Sally dropped me back in Norwich (with my collection of plants) for to meet up with the rest of the winning quiz team... for an evening of riotous debauchery.

Hardly.

Despite the fact of my tardiness (and an attempted barring of the Plant Lady and her trolley) and everyone else's head start on the 6 pints per person (which was our prize -- and of which I managed only half of my allottment), it all remained quite civilised.

Emma had brought along the most intricate puzzle of King Solomon's Mines (second row, third in at this link). 1000 pieces does not fit even on the largest table in the King's Head, so we put the border together and then split it in half vertically and moved the halves opposingly sideways. Eamonn and Adrian decided that working two halves of a puzzle was the silliest thing ever, so they got the chess out.

Perhaps a little more eye-pattern coordination than realistic having not started puzzle at the beginning of the outing and in fading light, but SUCH a good time!

The Hydrangea Walk followed and E was gentlemanly and pulled my trolley with the lavender and multi-coloured yarrow inside. He is so tolerant!

NOTE: The puzzle remains unfinished since John (the landlord) wasn't too keen on our leaving puzzle out on table for us to come and finish at various times.

Thursday, 2 July 2009

...and then there was fire

So, when a person decides that burgers sound nice for dinner and they don't have a barbeque, and they don't want them pan-fried, and they have a garden.... dinner might get more expensive than their shopping partner bargained for (even though they are stood in Waitrose).

The dinner shopping trip then might take one on to a Homebase store (where they sell grilles et accoutrements. And also propane and propane accessories, but we didn't need any of that.).

And then one might end up leaving Homebase with a Weber charcoal grille, a bag of briquettes, some organic balsa twigs from Romania (for fire lighters)... and a hand fork and a pitchfork -- because you might need them, too.

Then, before one gets one's dinner, one must wait until said grille is put together :) Kittehs is helpful as wellllllll.

At the edge of the grill construction photographie, one can perchance spy some of the lettuces, which are doing extraordinarily well. Well, since I have never grown lettuces before, I think they are doing very well! That was the lettuces yesterday (above), and this is my harvest of lettuces today (left)! They are being taken to work to share tomorrow (the tidy ones, that is... I am keeping the ones that are a little tattier, but still scrummy!).

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Earlier in the week, The Grille Man was also The Golfing Man. The first bringing out of the clubs in Norwich and what more fitting outing than the Royal Norwich Golf Club with Stan? Oh, certainly, my good fellow -- simply smashing! I am threatened with becoming a golf widow... so I may have to start grilling all by meself.

However, as smashing as the golfing is, the hollyhocks (at R in photo) are fabulously smashing and are blooming magnificently! However, there is a slight problem with rust -- which one can combat organically with milk (?) or non-organically with chemicals. The rust is winning. Any recommendations welcome.

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In other news, there is still concocting going on with the elderflower! On Monday, concern kicked in because there was a type of scum on the top and no bubbles; I was distraught. On Tuesday, we decided to add a pinch of yeast, just in case it wasn't quite dead yet. And it has resurrected! (Or maybe it wasn't actually dead yet; the scum appears to be part of the normal process. Coming from the land of swamps, scum to me generally means 'ick'. But no more -- this is delish!)

Tonight, Clare confirmed by phone brewing consultation that scum is normal; one is also meant to stir so that the sugar gets eaten by the yeast, causing it to ferment more (although elderflower is not going to really get anyone tipsy). The big puffy bubbles are a good sign of life. And I tasted it, too -- YUM! But it is still sweet, so Clare says it is not ready to bottle.

Updates will be forthcoming! Bubble, bubble, toil, but no trouble.

Monday, 29 June 2009

Duck herding

The collective noun is a raft of ducks (actually there seem to be several collectives! Hoorah for more ways to be vexatious in conversation!).

On Friday (when I was on holiday... working on immigration crises -- grrrr), there was a little amusing break in the day which began when I glanced out the dining room window (which other than in working hours is blocked by a large white panel van) and saw a multitude of ducks come waddling up the drive!

E managed to take a picture of them, before heading on his way back to work.

And then the herding began. They started wandering into the main road (our address is 'Main Road'), so E bravely went forth and stopped traffic and the bus. The ducks were intended to head back to this side of the road, but instead decided to cross the road fully and go to the car dealership diagonal across the road and mill about under and between cars.

My sole contribution was to go inside and get some bread (which was pretty pointless since ducks need water for to eat zee bread). A biker guy sitting out in the sun on the patio at The Dog Inn saw the predicament and came out to help. So in a lull in traffic, E (chief herder) and the biker and I steered the ducks (quacking a blue streak) across the road, aiming for the alley that runs along the neighbors' house and towards the Common (a much better place for ducks than the main road, and also with the amenity of a p-o-n-d).

E only needed a floppy hat and a little crook as he headed off down the lane behind the ducks. I think I shall make him one. A manly one, naturally. Camoflauge maybe? And some fishing lures to decorate the crook...

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Oh dear, oh dear. Someone has taken the notion and turned it into a corporate activity! For your own amusement, just google 'duck herding'; shockingly most of the returns are UK-based. This is kind of what I feel like at work most of the time, anyway :)

Saturday, 27 June 2009

Activity Review: KiP Crawl, Elderflowers, & Duck-herding

Oh, and auctions, and spinning, and immigration fun (for work -- whew!), and gardening, and mouse-killing, too.

Such as lot has managed (somehow) to happen in the 20 days (b-a-d) since the last blog.

Firstly, there was Worldwide Knit in Public Day (around 13 June every year, so get planning for 2010, fellow knitters!), of which Clare sparked the organisation and I just figured out the route -- the 'route', you see, because instead of a stationary and sedentary 'knit', a little walking in between seemed like a good idea and also increasing chance for more people to see the Knitting Missionaries. (This is an ironically amusing term since we started at 2 churches -- giggle.) I suppose we could use the term 'Proselytes' but to the uninitiated or to the unreligious, that might sound like a kind of amoeba... and we are not Those! We were not cycling missionaries, since the yarn can so easily get hung up in the gears. However, there was a Naked Cycle Ride in Cardiff, which their KiP day happened to be on the route of... (oh my -- it appears to be worldwide as well!)

Our route covered a good part of the city centre and the weather cooperated gorgeously. Walking and knitting (not at the same time) does really poop you out, though! We started at St. Clement's (selfishly, you may say -- but I was typing the route and we had to start somewhere... and this let us get started earlier -- 11 am-2pm knitting in the churchyard). Jonathan and Jack and Molly were terribly amused and possibly bemused by our motley crew and Jonathan regaled us in quite an out-of-character style -- and he brought me a daisy plant from his garden and some seeds, which I had to carry through Norwich with me instead of leaving at the church since he might have thought I didn't appreciate them. So, yes -- your correspondent strolling the streets of Norwich with a large bag of a daisy plant, stopping periodically to knit for 45 minutes -- all successfully adding to my attempts to fit into Norfolk.

The Cathedral Cloisters was out next stop, and we managed to pick the spot immediately next to where a wedding party wanted their photos taken about 10 minutes after our arrival. So most of the time was spent trying to stay hidden behind columns and out of photos.

From here, we migrated to Frank's -- sadly all the comfy couches were taken, so Clare and I perched on the edge of the most uncomfortable-built in bench-on-the-wall ever. The daisy plant fell out of the window and onto Shelly's head. And we had to have the first Pimm's of the day. Frank's has scrummy food and cakes and the best use of adjectives like 'shiny' and 'lovely'. They also occasionally have an 'Animal of the Week' on their signage.

The Forum was skipped because a) we didn't expect any more knitters to join (wrong! oopsy!); b) we were behind schedule; c) we felt the need to stop into St. Gregory's Pottergate and check on their previously unknown KiP event -- which was non-existent by the time we arrived; and d) the Forum was deemed 'boring' since we go there every thursday eve anyhoo.

So, we descended upon The White Lion (right around the corner from St. Miles Alley) and may have startled Ralph slightly, although he quickly recovered and made us some Pimm's. It was a good location, with nice big windows and lots of light (since Caroline didn't feel comfortable in the red-painted room at the back); and it was mostly quiet except for the tipsy man who kept wanting to commission some baby booties off me but who has yet to call with his order :) Clare yarn-bombed The White Lion (well, Clare bravely did) by hiding a ball of yarn with two needles stuck through into a table drawer along with a little note. Since it was hidden, maybe it should be termed 'Undercover Yarn Bombing.'

Skipping The Golden Star as well, we proceeded to The Playhouse (for one more Pimm's and some tea) and one final UYB in the hanging magazine rack (Can clever readers spot it -- actually there are 2...?). By this point, we were all fairly flagging and so Here Endeth the Knit Crawl.

Another crawl should be forthcoming soon!

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The work weeks over, say, the past 3 weeks have been nothing to write home about. Let's just say morale has swayed between incandescent fury and maniacal laughter at institutional and governmental incompetencies. After a while apathy sets in and you feel you have sold your soul and become a civil servant -- oh wait. You have.

Cycling is a positive aspect of my 'work' life right now, though. I have managed to cycle roundtrip to work 3 times now and one-way (from work) either once or twice... It is 4 miles from Lyndale to UEA, or twice as far as from the centre of Norwich -- surely 8 miles a day, twice a week (or more) qualifies as vigorous exercise, right? BUT even thought it is further, it is not as traumatic because the route is through pretty, wind-ey country lanes bordered with hedgerows and horse pastures and wheatfields and rape (canola) fields. Birds sing; cars do not honk or spew fumes in your face; there is only 1 traffic light, in Cringleford; and it is lovely decompression time to attempt to convince yourself that work is not necessarily the pinnacle of your vexation and does not need to control your life. This is a good thing!

Of course, I do feel like collapsing into the grass sometimes, but it is getting easier and I am now quite refreshed and hyper once the destination is reached. The first day, I fell asleep on the living room floor behind the sofa while trying to empty my panniere bags -- '...just a quick rest of the eyes...'.

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Last weekend was just busy-busy-busy!

Friday, we had to dash from work for the auction viewing. It looked quite promising.

Saturday a.m.'s agenda had E and me at Blyth's at 9.35 (but I did manage to win bidding on two green man garden pieces before being sent off to St. Clement's and leave him to manage the situation -- which ended in his purchase of a ginormous cane conservatory chair for £1 and which has created 5 days of amusement and activity for all. Now that it has finally made it into the house -- a funny tale to be shared with a glass of wine -- Kitty approves entirely.).

Jonathan and I attacked St. Clement's quite exhuberantly, following the exodus of the plasterers, who repaired and painted the archway between the chancel and the nave. I believe I emptied the vaccuum bag 4 times (ick). We have a little more to do today, but it is well on its way to being back to full viewing tidiness.

Leaving St. Clement's I walked back to the auction house, to finalise everything, since E had had to depart early to take car home and make it back to the city for The Rugby (British Lions v. South Africa, Test 1 -- or something like that).

THEN, loading as much as I could manage into my old-lady shopping trolley, I wheeled the 30 minute walk up to Norfolk Yarn -- for 'try-new-things' day! After some very patient teaching, I managed to successfully card, spin and ply wool. A bit of investment later (that is what we tell E, you see!), and I have a spinning wheel maintenance kit, a bag of 300 g of raw wool (£4.95 -- yay!) and two new bobbins! My plan was to get that project going yesterday on my day off, but instead I chose to spend the day on the phone to the US, talking to various people about UK immigration for students... hoorah.

Sunday -- we made a good team effort at a picnic lunch, and Houdini packed a remarkable amount of food into the picnic bag (from Georgia and Matthew -- merci!) and toddled off to Sheringham Park for Yssy's First Birthday party! Despite the grey skies when we left Norwich, it was sunshine and sunburn close to the coast, and E has only now stopped peeling (mostly). A lovely afternoon was had by all, although all photos that we had are on E's N96, which has kicked it and died. This includes evidence of the knitted summer hat and amigurumi turtle -- 'something green'!

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This week began on Monday (as they occasionally do) with Clare and me venturing forth into Nature to collect elderflowers for a concoction. The original plan was to make cordial, but since her attempts to purchase citric acid from various drug stores failed (apparently, they do not stock it anymore because people use it to cut illegal substances with... damn them all), we had to resort to starting champagne with Mr. Fernley-Whittinstall's recipe. It is doing its thing in the pantry, but I am just not sure I can hear fizzing...

His Lordship was very helpful in picking out the best flowers and shaking off the little buggies who felt the need to come along for a ride. [Not to alarm anyone -- and the bugs ARE all gone -- if you have the flowers in a plastic-coated grocery bag, you can hear the little bugs scurrying to get out of the bag. Kind of disconcerting and yet amusing. Like maggots :)] Persons who know what a disaster the back garden started out as will be able to note some progress in bed creation/edging, severe budleia pruning, and some new plantings. As well, all the little pots on the top of the wall are volunteer foxgloves and hollyhocks from the front of the house which had to be removed for the edging to go in there as well.

Back to the elderflower concoctions... E has now managed to get to the home brew shop before 5.30 one day and I do have citric acid, with which I will start a cordial concoction this weekend. And I will wear long trousers and shoes and socks to go through the nettles (which is generally where elder trees are located) instead of a skirt and flip-flops (what a pillock!).

The garden is coming along rather splendidly, although one of the violas has been unceremoniously flung aside by some creature using the garden as a loo (slight frown).

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Wrong Cats & Mousers

His Lordship brought us his first mouse on Tuesday.

At first, I did not realise the significance of the muffled 'mrreeowfff'-ing sound walking in the back door (due to the fact that I have not be gifted with micey things in quite a few years). But then it all came rushing back (the visions of glassware being broken and pre-work mayhem -- but nothing bad happened), as I saw the mousey dropped twitching on the floor -- and so we got treats and we got praised and petted and told that we were brave; and Eamonn in his dressing gown (American translation: terry cloth robe) was most concerned and bemused by the whole thing.

Especially when he realised that it (the mouse) was still breathing. And then he pursed his lips in a most disapproving manner and wrinkled his ickle bitty nosy (giggle). Then he removed the tomatoes from their plastic container on the counter, picked the mouse up by its back leg and deposited it in the tomato container.

'Rescuing' the mouse consisted of taking it to the back door, staring at it for a few minutes in distaste and flipping it in a flinging manner through the air. Poor mouse paused briefly during freefall in a tree before the last little floof into the leaves in the upper garden. There was vehement reprimanding from The Queen Rescue-ess (me) and vexed mewing from the capturer of said rodent, who had been interrupted mid-swat/bat/pounce by the removal of his prize. Going out on a limb here and guessing that Eamonn will not really be interested in going to see The Tale of Despereaux with me...

Final notes on La Mouse: the mouse was lying by the plant potting area (rescued from the leaves by industrious hunter) when we arrived home from work and has been buried under the re-potted rosemary plant.

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Periodically, there is a frantic bit of panic in the house when someone realises that the kitty crunching away at the food area is the Wrong Cat! 'Wrong Cat' alarms lead to a group rescue flit from room to room chasing Arthur (occasionally ending with dirt, leaves and detritus on the temporarily white sofa). We have found that blowing a hair dryer at a Wrong Kitty who refuses to be extracted from under a bed leads to positive results. The key is to have 'catcher' at the other end of the bed who will leap on kitty and make capture instead of being gentle with it. Most of the time it is easy to capture the Wrong Kitty since he is stationary whilst eating and also when he surreptitiously comandeers a piece of furniture for a nap.

One might say, 'Erm... if you just shut the doors and windows, then the Wrong Cat would not invade your space...' But, you see, we like having doors and windows open as that is one of the charming things about living in the country and not next to a dog/rabbit latrine. It is also charming to be able to leave things unlocked if you run across the road to the Farm Shop or the baker's. We like it here!

The Wrong Cat is actually quite sweet (although his coat is nowhere near as silky as that of His Lordship and he does have a biting problem), he is fixed (and therefore does not try to mark the house as his) and he does clean up food that Angus will not eat, but we are trying not to encourage itinerant residence (although Angus seems not to care one way or the other).

We do not take time to photograph interior incursions, but they are quite cute in the garden together and Arthur waits outside the back door every morning for Angus to emerge for his morning constitutional, chirps at Angus and rolls adorably on the ground. Angus generally looks at Arthur as if he is quite simple.

There is at times the need to guard against invasion.

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The abode is coming along quite cosily (and we have been here for 1 month and 1 day now), although there is still some work to be done: soot to be removed from carpet; plant detritus to be burned in garden; pictures to be hung; and LPs to store once Qubes arrive :)

Welcome to the living room. To the viewer's right is the sofa which has been selected by The Wrong Cat for a nesting place (and dirt/leaf deposit) twice this week.








And we head to the dining room, across the entryway. There is still a bit of stacked stuff in here -- this will be stored appropriately when we right Welsh dresser comes along. But the fish seem to like it :)










The kitchen has gotten quite a lot of use since Eamonn is still overcome with joy at having a gas hob (stovetop) and cooks nearly every evening. I am eating far too decadently and shall start cycling to work as soon as I have faith in myself to make the 4 mile trip without looking like something the cat dragged in and/or fainting by 10.30am.









But back to the tour...

Forgot bathroom (with Victorian tub!). Will take pics and add.




Back to entryway and up the stairs. Photo with up-the-stairs perspective failed due to bright light through fab window at top (and because I don't know if my camera will adjust to compensate for this and have no idea where instruction book is at the mo). So no pics of stairs -- let it be simply said that they are lovely and old and creaky and quite steep. Holding on the rail is best. [However, the person who came up with the wallpaper/carpet pattern combination was either blind or stoned. Persons will have to visit for the full effect.]

At top of stairs to right is now where guests have option to sleep (instead of in living room). Knitting machine shall also be set up in there in near future! V. excited!

Book case in hallway with lovely memento designed and handmade by Ms. Susan. To right of this, is study/music room, but photos are impossible at the moment, due to it being the last room to be organised and attacked.

And the master, to left at top of stairs, is extraordinarily-sized for middle-class British houses by and large. His Lordship likes to have so many nooks and crannies to hide and nap in, behind, under.








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Lyndale was in fine fettle one month on, therefore, for our third 'company' visit this weekend -- Richard (aka, Slinky) and Marleen drove up yesterday for the cricket and some cycling and a walk through the wheatfields to The World's End! [See, I missed the last 'company', Keith (aka, Cockney Buddha), since he always waits until I leave to come up to Norwich... sigh. I would like to remind people that this blog is sponsored by the Letter K.]. There also is sadly no photographic evidence of Peter (aka, Freshy), our first houseguest because I was not organised enough to waylay two males who are not too keen on being documented in pleasant pose.

BUT, my camera battery did not die on our outing today with Richard and Marleen :)

We headed to Horsey to see if we could see some seals before the rain came and before they headed back to London.

The outing began just past The Nelson Head (instead of at the windmill -- where we started last time). Despite cloudiness, there was still good enough light to dawdle behind everyone else taking random pictures of flowers and bees (I am totally turning into my parents! Next, I will be taking photos of sunsets and have even planned out several settings... dear me.)Wearing wellies (since I am quite attached to them and don't get to accessorise with them nearly as much as had been hoped) was a wise plan and allowed me greater freedom to venture into the freezing North Sea more than with normal shoes or barefoot would have done. However, they also resulted in a rather cavelier sense of confidence in depth and a bit of water did splash over and into them.

Maybe it was the lack of sunbathing capacity today, or maybe it was just June 7th and seals go somewhere else on June 7th, but we only saw two seals during our sojourn: one in the water, and a single pup on the beach. The other swam along gracefully in the water in actually a very social sort of way.

I am amazed (but then some people are easily amazed) to learn that seal flippers actually have metacarpals and so it looks like little hands in mittens when they scratch their chin or their side. And the same for their back flippers. Fascinating!

Watching seals is indescribably calming.

Sprinkles started on the hike back to the car, but we made it well on the way to Wroxham for some lunch before the Rain-Ex really got a workout.

Marleen and I were 'allowed' to have dessert after eating a lovely lunch of kedgeree.

We are grateful to have such permissive husbands who spoil us.

And now I need a nap in the clean house.

Unless Clare calls to go pick elderflowers for our elderflower wine-making project... :)

Friday, 22 May 2009

Movin' to the country...

...but there are no peaches.

There are, however, dangers around the Norfolk corner (evidenced by the alarming local news headline to the far right). It is not funny; but, oh, it just so is...

For those readers who have not been telepathetically connected to the inner workings of the writer's mind (consider yourselves fortunate and take refuge far away), we upped and moved from Magpie Road two weeks ago. Punny people might think it amusing and cute to say 'We flew the coop...' but those people should be beaten. Oh wait -- I am one of those people.

Our new abode is located in the village of Swardeston, which is 4 miles south of Norwich city centre (or a 15 minute bus ride) and, according to one of my work friends, 'out in the sticks'. It's most famous daughter is Edith Cavell, famous WWI nurse who was executed for helping Allied soldiers escape occupied Belgium.

However, we now have:
  • a garden (as opposed to a miniscule concrete rectangle),
  • birds in the garden (as opposed to drunk people slurring down the road at 3pm or 2am or dog and rabbit foul wafting from the concrete rectangle next door)
  • a driveway (as opposed to vying for a spot near the curry house and hoping the window don't get smashed in)
  • room to move (due to someone's absurdly large yarn collection and someone else's LP collection and book-blame on both sides)
  • a guest room (for our fabulous and loved friends who will be visiting)
  • a reasonable kitchen for the chef (although as any good chef, he wants a larger one)
  • a gas stove-top (enough said)
  • a pantry (E's favourite feature, methinks)
  • and a cupboard-under-the-stairs!
[the owners have left all this rubbish that lives in the 'unfurnished' house, such as catty-smelling rugs; random, mismatched and hideous pot holders; painted-duck door stops and the like. The stuff that we have not boxed and put in the attic in an orderly fashion, i.e., some paint tins, a bathmat anti-slip mat that has had God-knows-whose-feet on it, etc. are thrust to the back at the pointy bit behind the handy shelf that bisects the cupboard. This is known as The Chamber of Secrets. End of annoying HP references.]

The house plaque on the front says 1881, and we are quite thrilled that it has not been overdone inside too modern-tastic. Yes, we do have running water and indoor bathroom... but the bathtub is a roll-top, the floors downstairs are quarried stone, there are two fireplaces (the upstairs one is supposed to work -- and is still connected to the downstairs one since soot exploded out of the chimney into the front room the second day we were here), doors are lovely unfinished wood and quite old, and the stairs creak. We apparently have the village's best collection of foxgloves and hollyhocks or something-else-I-forget.

Despite the lack of prolific peaches for you and peaches for me, we do pass the entrance to 'Ye Only Shoppe in the Village' every day on our way home (where the news headline board, above, is handily located), so there is a location to obtain cookable sustenance. As long as one makes it there by 6.30.

The Dog Inn is also located 2 doors from our front door, and it is promised to open 'in a couple of weeks'. More news shall be forthcoming when it does, as it appears to be gastro-pub and also v. nice b&b.

A 20-minute walk to Mulbarton (unless you want to drive and leave your car there), is The World's End, which is a reasonable-enough pub with good family garden. But food only middling between average and above-average and, as is Adnams pub, pints are pricey.

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Anyhoo, here is an idea of the moving experience in pictographic form. One person looks less stressed and manic than the other, because one person is going to come home from work to a new house where all the furnishings have been moved![For the reader's amusement, it is fun to keep in mind that herself left Norwich on 13 April with The Mama and The Eamonn heading to Cardiff and Ireland and Austria and NYC/DC, returned on 4 May; the packers came on 5 May; the movers on 6 May; and herself was back at work on 7 May. It was all perfectly looovely, just a bit of an organisational, and mental, challenge. Do not feel this is evidence that I am mentally challenged. ]




Magpie dining room before /after






Magpie music room before / after
(note almost-full moving truck through window)







Lyndale living room before / after






Lyndale dining room before / after




While these pictures are incredibly amusing, more photos of the Martha-Stewart transformation of the abode will be posted if I can keep one room tidy for 10 hours straight and take a photo soon.

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ANGUS UPDATE

He wore our collar for 3 months without response being received, so the kitteh is now mine, mine, mine (and ours -- Eamonn is actually quite concerned about him more than I). He is chipped and shotted and pilled, etc.

Angus pretty much approves of his new domicile. He did very well and has adapted to having space, birds, trees, grass (the legal, Beatrix Potter kind) and a 'friend'. His 'friend' is named Arthur(pictured loitering outside kitchen window to R), lives next door and is almost his twin, except for the white spot on Arthur's tummy. Arthur likes to come inside when the back stable-door is open and eat Angus's biscuits (or 'crunchy food').

Angus does not approve of this behaviour, and we have had to have Time Out for both parties several times.

This is moving-day night. There is rather a lot of Kitty Backside...


in the bedroom



by the bedroom fireplace




nosing around the fish table



exiting the pantry (note paddy paw pads on bottom of feet)



A week and a half later, we had our first Outside Kitteh Time...


... and there was much sniffing and chirrupping and rejoicing. Although in moderation because, after all, he is a British cat.

He typically wakes up with the dawn chorus at 4.17 am. This is getting to be a habit.

Must now stop and prepare for next trip (and final trip of this recruitment cycle!)... LA tomorrow morning/afternoon. *sigh* :)